i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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