none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
