it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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