i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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