i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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