So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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