I could make wine with my vomit
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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