Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Operation Purity has been aborted
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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