we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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