he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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