i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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