Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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