It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My boob is missing a layer of skin
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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