Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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