I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Are we still banned from the library?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
