playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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