i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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