Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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