You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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