And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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