did you get engaged???
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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