well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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