i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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