You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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