"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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