i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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