apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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