At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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