just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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