So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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