i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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