No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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