We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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