During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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