I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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