FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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