porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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