i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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