using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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