What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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