You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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