I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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