grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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