i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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