if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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