Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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