i just made my gag reflex go away.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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