haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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