normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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