we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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