would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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