When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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