Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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