question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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