i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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