That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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